Britney Spears to Get Knocked Up Down Under

[The Membersonly Network]

The glow Australians see around Britney Spears as she tours their country for the first time this month might be because she probably spends a lot of time laughing at the latest nonsense the tabloids churn.

Now from the people who fabricated plans for a lavish Spears wedding down under comes word that the pop icon will use this portion of her tour to conceive.

You read correctly.

“Britney is so psyched about coming to Australia,” a so-called “close source” tells NW magazine.

Psyched to give some great performances, right? No, that’s not all according to NW.

“The ideal scenario would be for her to get pregnant while they’re on this trip.”

What?

Yes, it seems that since Spears chose not to marry in Oz, the mag has decided she’ll do the next best thing.

Friend Taylor Clyne says Britney’s “made huge strides in the last year,” and boyfriend Jason Trawick “has been a big part of that… She knows he’ll make an amazing father and she wants to get started on building a family with him.”

Immediately? As in, before she even leaves Australia? Um, how exactly would a “source” know this “baby bombshell” in the first place?

Well, the “source” doesn’t. There is no baby agenda. Just like there were no wedding plans last month. Just like there were no wedding plans four months ago when NW put a Britney “engagement” on the same cover that infamously claimed Kristen Stewart was pregnant.